I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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