i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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