How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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