I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
