You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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