my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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