It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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