im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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