were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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