Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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