Sponge bath it is.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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