awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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