it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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