Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
