ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i dont even know how to be here
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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