You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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