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  • THAT used to be my band's name in 2002. And we had teeshirts that said that. Which I made.

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  • He asked me to forceably insert the lifeline card into my anus! - ha epic movie. 3:03 can shove a twilight dvd up their ass: suck a fuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:07pm
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  • how exactly does one suck a fuck...? haha i love that movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:45pm
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  • Yes, Donnie Darko!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:31am
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  • best part of movie = little boy in videotape says IM NOT AFRAID ANYMORE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:52pm
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  • THANK GODDDD. one of the best texts. i send it all the timeee lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:21pm
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  • not even sad. its awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:30pm
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  • My friend Kara and I say that to each other all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:58pm
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  • See honestly I think this is hilarious, because you get to imagine the context.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:54am
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  • YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!! Thank you, Kitty Farmer, you filthy bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:43pm
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  • this has been a dream of samantha's and all of ours for a long time! i made her lead dancer!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:37pm
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  • i hate to break it to you, but donnie darko is not the best movie ever. just because it doesn't make sense doesn't mean its "deep."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:17pm
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  • OMG FAVORITE MOVIE!!!! I'm jealous that I did not recieve this text. Notorious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:50pm
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  • it's not sad that you know that at all. great movie. this made me laugh ahha i wonder what the context was

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:11pm
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  • Donnie Darko fuckin' rocks! Good job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:12am
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  • Please. this is obviously a reference to a Twilight fanfiction.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:03pm
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  • Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit? Why are youuuu wearing that stupid man suit??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:20pm
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  • YEs. Omg. best text EVER. Love DD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:22pm
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  • Yea, it annoys me when I see Family Guy/Movie quotes on here, Where's Donnie?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:40pm
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  • donnie darko! major love!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:29pm
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  • Donnie Darko. Sad that I know that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:08pm
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  • PlayRadioPlay! :) -e

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:25pm
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  • amazing! haha, i agree, what was the context? still, donnie darko.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:57pm
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  • This is a quote from Donnie, but there's also a YouTube show that's based here in Kansas called 'Sparkle Motion'. Just thought people would like to know. You can all suck a fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:47pm
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  • Donnie Darko is my favorite movie ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:26pm
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  • I so wanted to crush that woman's skull with an aluminum bat.

    Submitted by cannabislecter on Sep 22, 10 at 8:54pm
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  • hahahah, man... "CHUT UP!!" i love that fucking movie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:27pm
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  • YES! Love the Postathon of quotes. To all you haters: "I think you're the FUCKING ANTICHRIST!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:48am
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  • i hope you get molested

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:17pm
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  • hey 3:20, GO BACK TO CHINA BITCH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:08pm
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  • *thumbs up to 10:42*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:21am
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  • @5:09 It's "ThunderBIRDS are GO" and "Thundercats HO" moron. actually cocknugget, "thundercats are go" is from juno

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:42pm
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  • that is a quick text on my phone! that and THUNDERCATS ARE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:58pm
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  • well this is most likley from members of the Gazebo...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:57am
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  • beer and pussy, thats all i need

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:03am
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  • Darko makes total sense to me..but then agian I loved Twin Peaks too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:33pm
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  • hahaha thats awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:42pm
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  • yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:14pm
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  • i always use this line and no one ever gets it. sigh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:35pm
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  • that is the best movie ever! it's just so illogical, ya know, about being a smurf. ya know, what's the point of living... if you dont have a dick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:37pm
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  • yeaaaa kansas make me proud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 10 at 8:03pm
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  • HELLLLLL yes. go suck a fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:57am
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  • Oh, please, tell me 3:07, how exactly does one suck a fuck? (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:13pm
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  • I was about to watch this movie. That makes me smile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:03am
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  • Chut up!! \n\nGod I love Donnie darko!♥

    Submitted by summer69 on Mar 27, 10 at 11:21am
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  • Gosh I love Donnie Darko!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:03am
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  • My friend either myspaces or texts me the same line a few times a month. We are so pathetic that we still laugh hysterically at it. Especially when we try to dance like sparkle motion in public

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:47am
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  • hahah, i say that to my sister all the time. i'm proud of whoever sent that text lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:59pm
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  • good line. but good text...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:50pm
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  • BEST EVAAAAAAR!!!!! soooo happy when I read this one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:12pm
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  • i heart donnie darko

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:56pm
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  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha loves it ;>

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:27pm
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  • 3:13, well I'll tell you.... what's a fuck ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:20pm
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  • This needs more context to make it a worthwhile contribution to tfln. It's a good quote though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:18am
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  • Ha ha, best movie ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:54pm
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  • Can I vote this any lower?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:03pm
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  • OK, that's just a line from Donnie Darko.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:44pm
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  • 2:08, how is that sad? epic movie! I'd recognize it anywhere, in any situation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:11pm
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  • "Edward skips and flails like a bipolar muppet. A bipolar muppet in love." ~Cleolinda

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:46pm
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  • 28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:46pm
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  • Yeah I love donnie, but why is this on tfln....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:33am
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  • actually it does make sense. sorry you're not evolved enough to understand it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:35pm
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  • I am the only one of my friends who makes sparkle motion jokes. But I am also the only one of my friends who habitually wears sequins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:57pm
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  • shouldn't have been posted. guessing the mod has never seen donnie darko so just thought it was a weird/funny thing to say?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:09pm
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  • hahaha best line ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:13pm
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  • thats from donnie darko:] oh yeah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:58pm
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  • great line, AND a great text as long as the sender and receiver are as awesome as those above who are undoubtedly die-hard darko fans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:04pm
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  • @4:58 It's "ThunderBIRDS are GO" and "Thundercats HO" moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:09pm
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  • "No duh" is a product of fear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:41am
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  • Donnie Darko makes complete sense if you're not a fucking idiot

    Submitted by benjizzlenizzle1 on Jan 31, 12 at 11:48am
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  • is it sad that i've sent this exact text multiple times?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:55am
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  • OK ? now, girls. I want you to concentrate. Failure is not an option. And Bethany? If you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:23pm
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  • hahah. was literally about to post that one. beat me to it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:48pm
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  • 3:03, I hope you aren't serious =/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:43pm
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  • Ahhhh yessss I wish I knew you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:58pm
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  • Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:07pm
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  • LAME. It's not clever to text a movie quote, not matter the context.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:40pm
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  • good movie. not so good text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:15pm
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  • DD was epic\nSD blowed

    Submitted by Raella69 on Jun 26, 10 at 11:06am
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  • He told me to forceably insert the book into my anus!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:49am
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  • The girl's ultimate team at my old high school was called sparkle motion, but i just googled 913 and it's Kansas, I went to school in north Jersey, so...maybe not?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:06pm
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  • But wait there still could be mail... Oh no dice grandma

    Submitted by melazing on Aug 16, 11 at 4:24am
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  • Donnie Darko makes perfect sense after you watch it 68537853 times.

    Submitted by ohbabyy on Jun 4, 10 at 3:08am
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  • omg you all who are quoting this movie are officially my favorite group. chut up fuck face haters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:37pm
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  • I love Donnie Darko. Enough said. Great line from the movie. =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:40am
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