it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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