she looked like the before picture.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
