I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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