Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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