HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Is Oprah even human
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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