im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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