I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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