IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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