I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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