I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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