he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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