i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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