Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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