could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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