wat bout pragnant strippers??
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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