I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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