Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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