ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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