Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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