I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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