Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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