Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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