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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.

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Grandfather say, it's being in one that counts.

Submitted by JackBerton on Apr 29, 10 at 2:02pm

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No worries, you can still learn Karate...

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 29, 10 at 1:44pm

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Is this Kate Gosselin?

Submitted by kcs99 on Apr 30, 10 at 1:08am

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A majority of you are wrong, Asian guys don't have small penises. That's a lame sexual stereotype, not all of us are smart okay.Everybody has their flaws stop hating

Submitted by WakeAndBake on Apr 29, 10 at 9:36pm

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- sounds like something an asian person with a small penis and bad grades would say
  
  Submitted by your_mom_6 on Apr 29, 10 at 10:46pm
  
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  - can't think of a better come back dipshit? read the post below that I responded to stupid people like yourself.
    
    Submitted by WakeAndBake on Apr 30, 10 at 12:29am
    
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    Hahaha, you_mom had a hilarious comeback. And the post order changes with its rating, dumbass. Use the reply button to reply to a post.
    
    Submitted by PHarman on Apr 30, 10 at 1:55pm
    
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    Here's my reply, fuck you.
    
    Submitted by WakeAndBake on Apr 30, 10 at 2:47pm
    
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    There ya go =]
    
    Submitted by PHarman on Apr 30, 10 at 3:29pm
    
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We asains r pretty bitchin :)

Submitted by eternity on Apr 29, 10 at 3:24pm

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Don't provoke them..some idiot is gonna say first and think he's cool all day..

Submitted by ThePussyMonsta on Apr 29, 10 at 1:42pm

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No THAT high? I actually like this text.

Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 29, 10 at 1:35pm

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Wakeandbake... Lol ... No half-intelligent girl would ever date an Asian guy... They are just gross. And that would make you gross. But your a tiny ducked Asian guy.. This has been already established.

Submitted by wreckem881 on May 1, 10 at 1:58pm

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- Sureee, half intelligent? I wouldn't be at UCLA if I were would I dipshit. You're just jealous because Asian guys are stealing your girls. You're probably some fat mother fucker that sits at home all day jacking it to interracial porn. Stop hating douche .
  
  Submitted by WakeAndBake on May 2, 10 at 11:48am
  
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- I don't judge people like yourself. You're the fucking idiot. And for the last time, I'm a girl.
  
  Submitted by WakeAndBake on May 2, 10 at 11:53am
  
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What the hell moment would that be?

Submitted by frootyboom8 on Apr 29, 10 at 2:15pm

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- Math test?
  
  Submitted by jonathan171 on Apr 29, 10 at 7:29pm
  
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Oh rearry? That's clazy.

Submitted by klangford on Apr 29, 10 at 3:58pm

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Yea we're cool! We're like blondes, everyone like to make jokes about 'em but sure likes having someone nice to look at. Everyone's down for that asain persuation.

Submitted by jomashouse on Apr 30, 10 at 1:49am

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Only in south central pa.

Submitted by bustanut on Apr 29, 10 at 11:14pm

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I wish I were Asiannnn);

Submitted by allisonatomic on Apr 29, 10 at 11:49pm

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Haha yea it would suck not being one of us (:

Submitted by wonton1188 on Apr 30, 10 at 2:30pm

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Every day man. Every day.

Submitted by courtchronic on Aug 29, 11 at 7:17pm

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Asian small dick = no fun

Submitted by Sickzilla on Apr 29, 10 at 8:10pm

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Clever

Submitted by ThePussyMonsta on Apr 29, 10 at 2:20pm

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WakeandBake:Chill tiny penis man

Submitted by imboyo on Apr 29, 10 at 11:35pm

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- way to jump to conclusions and think I'm a dude muther fucker. I'm a girl and I happen to have had Asian bfs.
  
  Submitted by WakeAndBake on Apr 30, 10 at 12:27am
  
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WAYNE WONG LIVES ON!

Submitted by dmbphan on Apr 29, 10 at 1:45pm

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Ewww they smell like oil and rice

Submitted by greasynig on Apr 30, 10 at 11:02pm

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Oh my god...thats so depressing.

Submitted by boolou on Apr 30, 10 at 1:23am

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Wakenbake you christmas light sized dick motherfucker

Submitted by wreckem881 on Apr 30, 10 at 2:55am

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- I'm a girl idiot. Aside from your spelling do you not know how to read either?
  
  Submitted by WakeAndBake on Apr 30, 10 at 9:56am
  
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Haa I'm Asian. And a girl.

Submitted by snickl3friitz on May 22, 10 at 12:24am

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Although ur all trying damn hard to breed us out. Man, u must have a lot o lil dick sex! Are ur women built to the same scale? Is that why they still have sex with u?

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 10 at 3:59am

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First nigggas 

Submitted by Madison10 on Apr 29, 10 at 2:05pm

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Why would you wanna be asian?

Submitted by johnson34 on Apr 29, 10 at 2:22pm

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- why would you want to post something like this? Rude motherfucker
  
  Submitted by WakeAndBake on Apr 29, 10 at 10:48pm
  
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Does this have anything to do with the KMF? Because that makes me really sad I'm not asian.

Submitted by dadadadatgirl on Apr 30, 10 at 7:03am

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Jack i think you mean "confucious say" lol

Submitted by ragdollsaally on Apr 29, 10 at 4:44pm

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First nigggas 

Submitted by Madison10 on Apr 29, 10 at 2:05pm

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First nigggas 

Submitted by Madison10 on Apr 29, 10 at 2:05pm

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Aren't Asians universally considered the "loser" race amoung all the races ...

Submitted by wreckem881 on Apr 29, 10 at 10:55pm

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- I suggest you double check wherever you heard that from. While you're at it brush up on your spelling.
  
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First nigggas 

Submitted by Madison10 on Apr 29, 10 at 2:05pm

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We don't even realize ur there, Asians. Our women are safe from you.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 10 at 3:57am

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Asians suck

Submitted by singer4life666 on Apr 29, 10 at 3:55pm

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- I think you suck you racist pos.
  
  Submitted by WakeAndBake on Apr 29, 10 at 9:37pm
  
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First

Submitted by Okie20 on Apr 29, 10 at 1:50pm

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