worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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