The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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