Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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