covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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