clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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