If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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