White coat. Heels.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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