fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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