The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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