Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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